A little dark humor, a little retro attitude. This tee makes a statement with a bold vintage-inspired graphic and a not-so-subtle message that’s equal parts sarcastic and iconic. Featuring a classic illustration-style design and pigment-dyed finish, this shirt looks like a favorite you’ve owned for years — in the best way.
Made on a unisex max heavyweight garment-dyed tee, this shirt has a substantial feel without sacrificing comfort. The dense knit fabric delivers clean, crisp printing, while reinforced seams and double-needle stitching ensure it holds up wear after wear. The pigment-dyed wash gives each tee a perfectly broken-in, retro look with subtle variations that make every piece unique.
Details:
7.5 oz./yd² heavyweight fabric
100% USA cotton (16 singles)
Pigment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
Densely knit for clean, bold graphics
3.5% lycra ribbed collar for shape retention
Shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape
Double-needle stitching & reinforced seams
Satin label for added comfort
Unisex fit
Perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, statement graphics, and a tee that actually feels as good as it looks.
Be Distinktively You.