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Meet your new holiday favorite — a cozy long sleeve built for anyone who loves classic Christmas movies, a little sass, and a whole lot of nostalgia. Inspired by the iconic McAllister home, this design brings all the festive chaos and charm of the season right to your wardrobe. Featuring a vintage-style illustration and the line “Keep the change, you filthy animal!”, this tee brings instant holiday joy (and laughs) wherever you go.

Printed in-house at Distinktive Merch Co, this long sleeve sports a garment-dyed, lived-in look that only gets better with each wash. Soft, durable, and ready for all your December shenanigans.

Perfect for gifting, wearing to holiday parties, or lounging while you binge your favorite Christmas classics.


Details

  • 6.5 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton, 18 singles

  • Cotton thread for rich, even color absorption during garment dyeing

  • Relaxed, comfortable fit

  • 7/8" ribbed neckband with double-needle top stitching

  • Semi-dropped shoulder for a modern, easy silhouette

  • Side-seamed construction for durability and shape

  • Tear-away label for added comfort

  • Printed in-house at Distinktive Merch Co

McAllister’s Home Security Long Sleeve

PriceFrom $30.00
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